The Real Reason Your Water Bill is Soooo High

And why this is a really bad thing that should be cause for concern

By Jeff Thomas

OK, so you know the Sewerage and Water Board has problems.  What you need to know is that all the noise is a distraction.   The fact is your water bill is gonna be really expensive from now on.

In your casual corner, after hearing that some people have $2000 bills, you feel not bad about your $200 bill.  Hearing how people randomly and suddenly got $800 monthly bills, you feel kinda’ lucky that the S&WB didn’t screw up your bill.  Not everybody can just write a $2000 check to the good old S&WB.

But most people better start getting used to writing $200 checks to the S&WB. Even if your consumption has remained about the same or even dropped a little, your water bill has more than doubled over the last few years.  In fact, what used to be about a $40 -$50 monthly expense is now likely over $200.00 for most people, thanks to rate hikes pushed by the previous mayor and passed by the city council.  And before you could subtract out the trash portion of the bill and just pay for water and keep your services active.  You no longer have that option, so sanitation and meter charges are now required meaning everybody’s bill just jumped $50 without any water use and before any rate hike.

YEP!  That’s right!  Before you turn on the faucet, you have a $50 bill.  And with rates for usage doubling over time – PRESTO pick a bill any bill from that tall stack over there and Magic  – we now have $200 a month water bills.  Seriously, wasn’t it former S&WB head Cedric Grant who scolded us complaining floodsters about not recognizing the “new normal”?  $200 a month water bills in NOLA is the new normal.

How’d This Happen?

Back in the good ole $40 a month water bill days, the great and magnificent Mitch Landrieu was halfway through his first term, when he pushed the first of many of his fees-based schemes onto NOLA’s residents.  When I say great and magnificent, I mean generally incompetent yet bewitchingly persuasive.  In this case Landrieu promised that after the rate increases,  not only would we get great  jobs, pumping station upgrades, new computer software, pipes replacement, and even electronic water meters but the higher rates meant a “real chance” to rid our city of much of the street troubling flooding that occurs too often.  The city council passed legislation that would raise our rates 10% a year for eight(8) years.  If you do basic math on an annual 10% rate increase a $40 a month bill becomes $86.  For the same water.  Add your trash and meter fees and taxes and your bill is over $150.00.

Why This is So Bad

So if you get behind and you suddenly have late fees and receive a fairly accurate water bill of over $1000, you might not be able to keep the water on.  And if too many people can not pay these exorbitantly high bills, then the agency could lose residents to neighboring parishes that still have $40 a month water bills.   Meanwhile shutting off people’s water does not necessarily produce income,  which pushes the agency closer to the  tipping point from which the agency suffers financial meltdown.  The new high rates, that Mitch Landrieu claimed were needed to operate the agency daily, have actually reduced on hand cash as people just can’t afford to pay or move to avoid paying these bills.  Further sticker shocked residents who believe their bills to be in error and are withholding payments are creating massive new bills that further shock the senses. Meanwhile, the agency which spent nearly $300 million of its’ reserves at the end of the great and magnificent Landrieu administration, is wobbling precariously.  The agency must maintain 90 days of operating cash in the bank to maintain their credit worthiness with the bonding companies.  If they fall short, then a cash bleed could disrupt the agency’s ability to deliver water.

If people can’t afford to pay for the water they use in their homes, then the government cannot afford to provide adequate storm water and sewer drainage to prevent flooding. 

I hear Houston and Atlanta are nice and dry!





2 thoughts on “The Real Reason Your Water Bill is Soooo High

  • August 20, 2018 at 2:38 pm

    Damn! So Mitch has screwed us again. He did use grease though. Nice of him 🙁

  • August 20, 2018 at 2:38 pm

    We better start packing


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