Mark Robinson
Meet my friend Mark Robinson. Mark is, as former president Trump would say, a very fine person who just so happens to wish he could own slaves. Mark is also a self-proclaimed Black Nazi. Yes, that means Mark is black. But don’t hold that against him.
Besides being black, Mark is presently North Carolina’s Lt. Governor. He’s running to be the state’s next governor. But his campaign has fallen on hard times. If you’ve never heard of Mark, let me be the first to tell you that Mark has always been an outspoken guy who embraces contradictions.
Mark and Sex
For example, Mark is married but likes having sex with his wife’s sister. At one time, he often posted about it in explicit detail. Mark vehemently opposes transgenderism but has an affinity for tranny porn. Mark says it’s like removing the guy without removing the guy. And Mark also has strong opinions on abortion. According to Mark, only women who can’t keep their skirts down need abortions. He also believes abortion is murder, except when his future wife is having one.
Other things you should know about Mark: In his spare time, he once liked doing cool things like preaching in church and hanging out on Nude Africa. Nude Africa is a porn site. Mark was once a premium member. He even had a profile pic and was active on the site’s message board. The message board allowed Mark to reach a wider audience. He would express himself in ways that might’ve seemed off-putting from the pulpit. Mark expressed his truest thoughts and contradictions on the message board.
Take the KKK. At one time, Mark understood that as a black man he’d never be accepted into the organization.. But he still fantasized about what he would do if he were accepted
Mark and Race
Mark wrote that as a member of the KKK he’d love to call Martin Luther King Jr. out for the commie coon he was. In true Trump fashion, he even came up with a snazzy nickname – Martin Lucifer Koon.
Besides fantasizing about joining the KKK and posting details about he and his sister in law’s love life, Mark also expressed his appreciation for slavery. Slavery wasn’t all that bad, Mark said. In his opinion, some people still need to be slaves. If it was legal, he’d probably own a few.
Mark is not alone. He’s just the most outspoken of what has become a new wave of black Republicans in office. Along with the Byron Donalds and Wesley Hunts of the world, Mark is out to expand black consciousness. The expansion would have black people embracing the opposite of what has been known as common sense.
Mark and the Other Black Republicans
In this world, Donald Trump is not a racist (Donalds). We should revere Confederate monuments(Hunt). And insert any of the facts you’ve just learned from (Robinson).
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Albeit regretfully, Donald Trump has tried distancing himself from Mark. Even though Mark was once a man he called Martin Luther King Jr. on steroids. Trump meant it as a compliment. But now Mark has been deemed bad for the brand and a threat to Trump’s chances at winning the election.
Don’t be mad at Donald though. Like many other Republicans, and believe me there are many, he just can’t see how ahead of his time Mark is. Mark sits at the vanguard of not only black Republican thought but Republican ways of thinking in general. Misogyny, racism, hypocrisy all have their places when implemented properly. Look at the present Haitian pet eating scandal and immigrant bashing. So when you go to vote, don’t just think of Mark. Think of Trump. Think of the Republican party in general. Then do whatever your conscience guides you to do.