Louisiana Legislative Session Highlighted by Hyper Conservative Bills Last week, NOPD Superintendent Anne Kirkpatrick told us rats destroyed NOPD evidence. Apparently, they ate through sizable amounts of seized marijuana. “All…
Author: Kenneth Cooper
Governor Landry Is Planning A Great Out Migration
Operation make New Orleans white again has now entered phase 2. In inner circles, the code name for this operation is Nashville or Charleston, depending on the unit. Phase 1…
Trump’s New Shoes Are For Dumb N-Words
Beware of Trump’s new tennis shoe, the Air Insurrection or Never Surrender, as he calls it. It’s dangerous. Try not to make direct eye contact with it, even online. And…
All We Need To Do Is Throw More People In Jail
Let The Governor Tell It Finally, here it is. The event we’ve all been waiting for. The one we spent all Mardi Gras anticipating. No, not the first, second, or…
Is Governor Jeff Landry The New Mayor Of New Orleans?
With one of his first moves as mayor of New Orleans, Governor Jeff Landry created his own police force. Troop NOLA. As far as we know, the troop will consist…
Louisiana Should Execute by Guillotine
Executions Are Back On The Table I don’t understand why there’s no guillotine. Really, I just don’t. I mean if the Governor of Louisiana, Jeff Landry, is going to start…
Why Is Trump So Beloved?
Let Us Count The Ways They love him because he’s honest, even when he lies. They love him because he keeps his promises, even when he doesn’t. They love him…
Strange Bedfellows in NOLA
Why Are Jason Williams And Jeff Landry Newfound Bedfellows? Has anybody seen Jason? Williams that is. You know, the guy known as in the New Orleans D.A. Yes, like you,…
Why Don’t Black People Vote
Black people don’t be about voting. Yeah, I know, that’s a statement covered in blankets. But the numbers don’t lie, at least here in Louisiana. Pick a parish and peep…
The Republican Takeover Has Begun
Well, that was anticlimactic. The votes went as expected. Republicans destroyed Democrats in the state-wide runoffs. Three of the four amendments passed. And most people decided they had better things…