Everything we know is wrong. Because there’s smoke doesn’t mean there’s fire. Just because you have two in one hand and two in the other doesn’t mean you have four.…
Author: Kenneth Cooper
Our Republican Members Operate like the Klan
Our Republican Klan members are looking more divisive than ever. Have you heard? The Klan got a new hood. Like in Harahan? No. The Republican Party, our state Republican Party.…
New Gun Laws From Legislature?
Should 18 Year-Olds Be Allowed To Roam The Streets Packing? I’ve been sitting here for an hour thinking of ways to tell you that HB131 is a dumb bill. Finally,…
Mayor Cantrell Is Out To Flex Post-Recall
Our mayor picks up cans, the ones that have been kicked down the road. Allegedly Mitch kicked them there, back when he was mayor. But this mayor, our mayor, picks…
You Ain’t As Woke As You Think: A Message From The Anti-Woke
I’m so woke. I’m woker than woke. You wanna know what woke is? Gimme 10 seconds and a dollar. I’ll tell ya. Woke: a bunch of black people who wanna…
Bayou Phoenix Updates and Information
Good things are coming to the East, finally. The long vacant Six Flags site is officially set to become Bayou Phoenix. As planned, Bayou Phoenix is set to become an…
Jim Crow Says, Don’t Call It A Comeback
I’ve Been Here For Years. What is the best way to execute somebody? If you had to guess, what would you choose? Lining them up and having a firing squad…
Where We Are With Mayor Cantrell’s Recall
You want to know Where are we with Mayor Cantrell’s recall? Waiting. That’s where we are. That’s what we’re doing. Tapping our fingers, twiddling our thumbs, not knowing much of…
Mayor Cantrell Might Go Off If Recall Falls Short
Teedy is about to go straight Teddy on these fools. Wait, you know Teddy, her alter ego? Maybe it’s better if she tells it. “I get accused of sleeping with…
NOPD Crime Plan Troublesome
We’ve Finally Found The Best Way To Fight Crime Finally, the wait is over. The NOPD has released its long anticipated crime plan. Hallelujah. Pop the champagne. Drop the confetti.…