Just Fill Out the Forms, Please

by Kenneth Cooper

#Census2020

Captain’s Log, Stardate 2020: We still don’t know if the president is consulting his witch doctor or not, you know the one who said demons are raping people in their sleep, penetrating their victims naked head (because why would a demon where a condom?), afterwards their leftover semen causing all types of maladies from herpes to hemorrhoids to mere abdominal pain. The president is a strange man, but the president is suppressing the 2020 Census.

Sometimes we just don’t understand the president or what he’s doing. Like one time I saw him eating fried chicken with a knife and fork. I was like, wow is he going to cut through the bone? Maybe that’s something presidents do. Or maybe the chicken was a prop and he had never had it fried in his life. I wonder how he eats turkey necks or ribs.

Strange That President Wants to Suppress Census?

Speaking of props, one time the president had a crowd of people tear gassed so he could walk across the street and take a picture in front of a church with a Bible that wasn’t even his. We know the Bible wasn’t his because when a reporter asked him, “Hey is that Bible yours?” the president said, “It’s a Bible.” A Bible. Interesting phrase. Like I said, the president is a strange man.

President Donald Trump uses odd distractions to suppress the 2020 Census

What we do know, though, is that the president is trying to pull off some type of witch doctorery to suppress the 2020 Census. The Census is what we use to count people. The Census counts how many people are here or there, and who lives where. Some people don’t trust the Census. They think it’s a form of government espionage (an old wives’ tale, or as the president’s witch doctor would say, some demon sh*t).

In real life, the Census is what the federal government uses to determine how much money it gives to the states, how many House seats are appropriated.  States use census data for more shady stuff like which districts are gerrymandered. Presently, the president appears to not be in favor of the Census. He has dispatched a bureau of his minions with not-so-explicit-instructions to make sure some people go uncounted. So the Census takers have been told to cease counting a month prematurely, per the president. Why is the president suppressing the 2020 Census?

Why is President Trump Suppressing the 2020 Census?

The president is a part of what we call a dwindling demographic, also known as a white person. Lately, white people have not been propagating as much as non-white people. I guess privilege only goes so far. Considering this and with money, House seats, and redistricting on the line, it’s in the best interest of the least growing demographic to make sure the more proliferating group is undercounted. Especially since that demographic has tended to be from a different political party.

Side note: Political parties are just gangs without the murders and drugs. Like gangs they have turf to defend (House seats and districts) and a source of money (donations from affiliated folks) they’re depended upon. As their influence goes, so does their turf and money. Side note ended.

Another complication is whether to even count undocumented people. Should states benefit from their presence? Maybe the president will tweet about a 3/5 compromise.

Most importantly,  if you haven’t done so already, fill out your Census and put in the mail. Or if a Census taker comes to your door, don’t run and hide under the bed spread. Open the door and give the person the information they seek. Your congressional representation, streetlights, and sewerage may depend on it.  Remember the President is suppressing the 2020 Census.

Captain’s Log, Stardate later on in 2020: The president has skin so thin that if you pinched him, he’d bleed. He appears to be unnerved by the slightest slight. All day he tweets seeking adoration, and goes into emotional convulsions when he’s denied. Pray for him. His demographic is going through menopause. He’s but a fraction of a whole. Maybe his witch doctor can whip up a potion for him. I hear Hydroxychloroquine is trending. 

6 thoughts on “How the President is suppressing the 2020 Census”
  1. ADOS vs BIPOC?

    LBRC- Kamala Harris is a Social Construction, “BIPOC” (Biracial, Indigenous Person of Color, Non Biological Nomenclature like Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species), put there to abate the “Claim” for Reparations under ADOS- “People in Fact” with Historical Justifications! 

    1. This has to be one of the greatest ‘Okedokes in the History of Politics akin to “Evil Genius” aka The BIPOC Construction (Now who could be behind ‘Dat?)-

    2. Immediately the “Press” and others have labeled Kamala a “Black Woman”, when in fact she is a “Woman of Color Non ADOS” aka “American Descendent of Slaves”, which would not entitle her to “Reparations” under ADOS!!! Now why would “she” fight for  Reparations for ADOS? 

    3. Kamala’s Record of Prosecutions in California proves she and Joe are “Kindred Spirits, with respect to “The Aggressive Prosecution” of Black Males aka “Contempt”!

    4. Joe’s team is to be commended for their counter to explaining why they have never sanctioned “Reparations for ADOS, after all- At least he chose a “Black” Woman in the VP Spot”? “Yeah Right”! Now, Joe never has to address “The Real Issue of 400 yrs. of Free Labor! 

    5.The ‘Simps will never catch on or ever get a clue! Ironically it was The ‘Simps in South Carolina along with Clyde the Glide who began “The Herd Stampede”! btw- Admittedly and honestly? This will go down as one of the greatest “Attempted” Great Escapes in the History of Politics! Well done Joe, The Herds have stayed true to character!

    6. Now it all makes sense aka “Shiva aka Lilith”,  will be united in “The Garden” again! The common masses have no clue aka “Many are deceived even The Very Elect”! 7.Trump has finished his role predicted in “Revelations” and practically handed over the reigns to The Next “Head”! His wounds being self inflicted. You can’t make this up and most assuredly now, “Revelations” didn’t either! Incidentally,  Revelations also predicted “The Wheat would be separated out from The Chaffee, it’s happening now! You ain’t seen ‘Nuttun yet compared to “The Great Tribulation which is now on The Horizon and draws nigh! 

    btw- We knew all along “Full” Reparations we’d only get from The Most High and “Righteously” so! The Children in Egypt learned “The Hard Way”! 2020 is “The Ending Way”! We Pray you awake! So many Sluggards and lazy aka “Nothing New Under The Sun and as it was in The Time of Moses”? Lots are already out without a Parachute!!! 

    False Prophets make “False” claims! We claim what is before our very eyes, some of which requires “Study” and “Discernment” aka Eyes ‘Dat see and ears hear!

    Abba Father…

  2. LBRC- As a demonstration of how effective methods of “Herding” are? For years and often, Negroes have been told and assume the position women are a “Minority”? The Herd ‘repeats” often! Here are “Census” numbers also projected for 2021.

    Here is “Reality” vs Victims of “The Herd Mentality”-

    Total population in the United States by gender from 2010 to 2024 (in millions)

    Male

    Female

    2021**

    163.7

    170.38

    2020**

    162.59

    169.22

    2019**

    161.48

    168.08

    2018**

    160.4

    166.95

    Aug 8 2020

    US population: Proportion of woman and men | Statista

    http://www.statista.com/statistics/737923/us-population-by-gender/

    2. The Herd hears then Herd. Icons of Deception have followings, sluggards the lazy et al are little more than echo chambers. Most, not all failed or performed poorly in formal structural academic settings {Don’t get it twisted}! Yet and all of a sudden, their opinions obviously void of ‘Serious” Research are infallible? Our belief? They’re attempting to prove or compensate for something they refuse to admit…?

    3. What makes women a so- called “Minority” when they are the De Jure “Majority”! Given, you are entitled to your own opinions, but facts? You have been and are no more than a Herd. Chronic Liars and Deception Artist are your Herders! You decry “Trumpers” when you are no more than the other side of ‘Dat Coin!

    Kamala and so- called Black Women are hardly a “Minority” except in the “Echo Chambers” of your Herds {As an “Indian/Jamaican” woman of color and American Kamala maybe?}! Your 2020 Negro sellout Politicos, Apostates and Tips of Spears are as oblivious as you are to “Reality”! Otherwise, why haven’t they “ever” pointed this out for the sake of Effective ADOS Affirmative Action? Yeah right!

    Peace Out…

  3. I READ THAT THE 1ST DAY TO START TAKING THE CENSUS IS APRIL 01, 2020.
    BUT THE 1ST FORM MAILED TO ME ARRIVED IN 1ST WEEK OF JANUARY 2019?
    THATS 15 MONTHS BEFORE APRIL 01, 2020?
    AND THE 1ST QUESTION IS HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL BE LIVING IN MY HOME ON
    APRIL 01 2020?
    HOW CAN I HONESTLY ANSWER THAT QUESTION, BECAUSE I COULD BE DEAD BEFORE THE APRIL 01 2020 DATE, AND WOULD BE A FALSE ANSWER.
    SUBMITTING A GUESS BEFORE THAT DATE BY YOU IS A FRAUDULENT ANSWER.
    YOU WERE TRICKED TO GUESS OR LIE EARLY AND CAN BE PROSECUTED.

    THE CENSUS FORM SAYS TO FILL OUT AND MAIL IMMEDIATELY.
    NO WHERE ON THE FORM DOES IT TELL YOU THE DEADLINE, AND ON THE INTERNET THE DEADLINE IS HIDDEN AND OBSCURED AND TAKES 100 CLICKS TO DISCOVER THAT THE LAST WEEK OF DECEMBER 2020 THE CENSUS FORM SHOULD BE MAILED IN.
    EVEN PEOPLE WHO CAME TO MY HOME COULD NOT ANSWER THE QUESTION.
    THEY WERE MIND PROGRAM TO INTIMIDATE PEOPLE TO FILL IT OUT.

    THE CONSTITUTION ONLY SAYS THAT THE CENSUS FORM SHOULD ONLY ASK FOR HOW MANY USA CITIZEN PEOPLE LIVE IN THE YOUR HOME.
    ALL OTHER QUESTIONS ON FORMS OR IN PERSON ARE NOT CONSTITUTIONAL.
    THE OTHER QUESTIONS ARE CRAFTED TO OBTAIN FROM YOU IN A “VOLUNTARY”
    WAY TO GIVE THEM PERSONAL INFO THAT THE GOVERNMENT SELLS OR SHARES TO OTHER PEOPLE WHO PROFILE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FOR CAPITAL GAIN IDEAS AND BUSINESS IDEAS AND OR TO TRACK, LOCATE QUESTION HARRASS IMPLICATE OR ARREST YOU FOR ANY CAUSE THEY CAN FABRICATE.
    OVER MANY YEARS THE GOVERNMENT HAS INVENTED MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT PERSONAL ISSUES ABOUT YOU OR FAMILY AND DESIGNED THEM TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE THEY MUST “VOLUNTEER” TO ANSWER WHAT EVER THEY WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ALL YOUR LIFE, HOME, PEOPLE, MONEY, HOUSE, & EDUCATION. THERE IS NO PROOF OF ANYTHING BEING 100% SECURE, AND THAT ALL YOUR INFO IS VULNERABLE TO HACKING INTO COMPUTERS OR THE PERSON COLLECTING YOUR INFO CAN SELL IT WITHOUT YOU KNOWING. YOUR HOME AND FAMILY TO HARM VANDALISM AND THEFT CAUSE THEY KNOW YOUR LIFE.
    2020 AUGUST 17
    there is a lot of Hokus Pokus that wants you to volunteer your whole life,
    all of it makes great info for human depopulation of too many unnecessary people decesions made by people unknown somewhere.

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