Senator Cassidy, You Can Get Up Off Your Knees Now
You Played Both Sides—Now You’re Nobody’s Candidate Hey, Bill Cassidy. You hear that sound? No, that’s not the cold front blowing in. Rather, it’s the door knob, coming to hit…
Let’s Be Honest About LaToya Cantrell’s Legacy for Black New Orleans
We Must Keep It Real About Mayor Cantrell’s Legacy If you are reading this, you may be suffering from Teedy Derangement Defense Syndrome. It’s a terrible affliction affecting too many…
Cantrell vs Moreno: Who’s the Mayor Now?
In The Battle Of Audacity Vs Petty, We All Lose The year — wait, the month — the month was December. The year was 2025. And under the weight of…
ICE ICE BABY: New Orleans Braces for a Coordinated ICE Sweep
Masked men are coming to relieve the city of Hispanics. The plan is to kidnap them while they’re doing suspicious things like gardening. Once in custody, they’ll be deported to…
The Mystery Of The Budget Deficit, Who’s To Blame? What’s The Cause?
We take a look at all the ummm, let’s start by calling them persons of interest. Suspect #1 Former CAO Gilbert Montaño Gilbert Montaño farted and left the room. That’s…
The Peculiar Logic Of Louisiana Attorney General Liz Murrill
— Liz Murrill would rather have people laid off for the holidays than let the city borrow money to make payroll. What a gal, that Liz. — Liz Murrill would…
All Hail The Moreno Mandate
Well that was an ass whipping. There’s no way around it. Saturday night, Helena Moreno capped off her coronation with a dominating win for mayor. She took in 55% of…
Council President JP Morrell Stands On Business?
The Instagram Star Council President Hey, New Orleans, JP here, your condescending City Council President — wait, you didn’t know I could be condescending? Do you not follow me on…
Is This Budget Deficit Real Or What?
A Deficit That Changes by the Day The budget be lying on its deficit. Whatever you do, don’t ask the budget how big its deficit is. It’ll tell you anything.…
The Mayor, The President, The What The F*CK Is Going On With This Country
Broke City, Broken Politics Let’s play a game of word association; aka connotations. I’m going to type a word or phrase, then associate it. In the comments, you can tell…